Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas.
I am writing this quickly before I head out for my once-a-year delivery run around the world.
One of my elves (a little gay fuc…fellow) has released my Naughty or Nice list to Wikileaks, because of this I have decided to make some of my list public first.
I have to fly, so the rest of you will have to wait until Christmas morning (if you believe) or the Wikileaks release (if you do not believe).
Ho, ho ho. Have a great Christmas. Track your package (nice list only) at http://www.noradsanta.org/.